Chapter 4.1
Finally, Iann quieted down. Derrick, feeling a sense of satisfaction, organized the documents he had just finished reviewing. The only one struggling was Iann.
“Where did you even learn the word ‘otaku’?” Â
“Itâs not like youâve only said it once or twice…” Â
“No, but why is everyone copying my speech? You guys call it crude, donât you? Should the aide to the Master of the Magic Tower be using such crude language? Huh? Should the aide to a Count be talking like this?” Â
“Youâve said it over 2,000 times yourself. And once I tried it, it kind of stuck. Itâs your fault.” Â
Derrick replied indifferently, standing up from his seat with the documents in hand. Iann immediately straightened up in his chair. Â
“Whatâs this? Derrick, why are you standing up? Why are you acting like someone whoâs about to go home?” Â
“Because Iâve finished all my work, Iann.” Â
“Already?” Â
“Yes. While you were thinking about silly titles like ‘otaku,’ I finished everything.” Â
“Hey, hey, hey, hey! Donât go. Youâre leaving me alone? You expect me to work all by myself? And you still call yourself a friend?” Â
“A friend? With you? Me?” Â
“Wow, so youâre willing to throw away 43 years of friendship just to go home? Whereâs your loyalty? Are you even a man?” Â
“Itâs been 17 years, not 43. Stop exaggerating. And Iâve been hinting at you to finish up. Didnât you notice?” Â
“When?” Â
“Oh, right. Youâre clueless.” Â
“Right back at you. Hey, Aide, please donât go. Iâm begging you.” Â
“Iann can live here. Aideâs going home.” Â
“No! Derrick, Aide Derrick. Does it make sense for an aide to disobey his superiorâs orders?” Â
“Yes, it does. The workday is over.” Â
“Once the workday ends, does that mean a superior is no longer a superior?” Â
“Yes. Thatâs what you said, Iann. Now stop holding onto me. Iâm really leaving. Are you going to go back on your word as a man?” Â
“Ah, come on…”
At the mention of manly pride, Iann immediately backed down. But he couldnât let Derrick slip away so easily. If he did, heâd be stuck working in the dark office until late. Iann quickly thought up a plan.
“Derrick.” Â
“Stop calling me already.” Â
“âSparkleâ is coming in a week.” Â
“Sparkle? Whatâs that, otakuâwait, you mean the Saintess?” Â
Derrick froze. Iann nodded regally. The key to negotiations was keeping your cool. Iann remained calm, while Derrick faltered.
After pacing in circles for a while, Derrick finally sat back down with a thud.
“When do you think the work will be done?” Â
“Looking at the pile, by 7.” Â
“One hour? Do you have any conscience?” Â
“7 AM.” Â
“Stop joking.” Â
“Stay the night. If you stay, Iâll give you my bed. Iâll even throw in a late-night snack. And dessert. Iâll get you new pajamas too.” Â
“If you want to bribe me, do it with money.” Â
“Iâll triple your overtime pay.” Â
Slowly, Derrick sat back down, putting his glasses back on his face. He let out a deep sigh this time.
“Why did I choose to follow you 17 years agoâŚ.” Â
“Because Iâm handsome.” Â
“Itâd be nice if youâd just shut your mouth.” Â
Derrick reached over and grabbed half of Iannâs documents. Iann quietly handed over the other half but not without getting smacked for it. Derrick sighed again, this time a heavy sigh of regret over his unfortunate friend.
“Tell me straight. The Saintess is really arriving already?” Â
Iann nodded in response. Â
“Yeah. I did the math, and it looks like itâs about time for her to show up.” Â
“A prophecy, you mean? You dreamed about it?” Â
Derrick, trying to act casual, asked carefully. Iann didnât miss the opportunity and nodded with an exhausted expression, as if the prophecy had taken a toll on him.
“So thatâs why youâve been out of it all morning⌔ Â
Derrickâs face darkened immediately. And true to his upright nature as Iannâs one and only friend, he quietly started taking some of Iannâs paperwork off his plate. Iann, feeling a pang of guilt, averted his gaze.
âSorry, Derrick. Youâre the best.â
The “painful prophetic dream” Derrick was worried about was a complete lie. Â
It was true that Iann knew the future. Thatâs how he had been able to snatch Derrick, who would have originally become Kallianâs aide, and how he managed to steal potions that were supposed to be Kallianâs. But it wasnât because of any prophetic dreams, as heâd told Derrick. Â
It was because Iann had been reincarnated into the world of a book. Â
RickyTheFirst
Lol so derrick was originally ml’s aide lmaooooooooo